Go Away

October 28, 2013 @ 1:00 am

Hey, I’m all for protecting the environment, and living as responsibly and respectfully with nature as possible- in fact, I’m a HUGE nature guy- but the moment someone starts spouting that nonsense about me killing the planet and causing polar bears to drown if I don’t shut the lights or recycle my toilet paper or something, man… I start reaching for my car keys.